April 26th 2010
Christian Rock Is probably one of the best and most hilarious names for a gay bareback porn star that I've ever heard, except for maybe Will Hurt, but we'll talk about him another time. I think when the models can't come up with a name, we should just use Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity so that when people Google them they get gay porn. Maybe one day. Anyway, Christian Rock has appeared in two scenes for us and both times he delivered a performance worthy of an adult film award. He is so manly and masculine that when I met him I thought he was straight. He had me fooled completely. He has a tattoo on his stomach that reads "100% Grade A White Boy" which I find hilarious. He has a long hard schlong and he's so tall he clears tables with his boner as he walks by. And he's so polite and humble. He was walking past me and accidentally grazed me with his dick and he got all embarrassed and said, "Sorry about my penis, there." I laughed that he chose the word "penis" as if we were in anatomy class or something.
Frank Young is a hot young stud with beautifully soft facial features that make me just want to grab his head and skull fuck the shit out of his face. He has a cute boyish face. But not overly boyish to the point where you feel like a pervert watching. Also, his facial hair in the scene reminds me of the villain from Flash Gordon. But the boy knows how to take a dick and then some. In the scene for Extreme Penetration he takes a dick, a water bottle, and a bottle of lube up there without so much as a flinch. While the bottle of lube was up his ass, Christian jams his pecker in there too and gives Frank a good rogering. A fisting too. Shooting that scene was good times. I hope I see them again soon.