June 14th 2010
Mishka Slovak works as a bartender at a local leather bar, so he had some pretty interesting stories and tips. If you ever want to hook up with a bartender and you think he's interested, you don't want to ask "What time do you get off?" What you want to ask them is: "Hey is it ok if I stay after the bar closes?" That's more to the point. The guy's who ask what time bartenders get off are usually trying to get dates. Bartenders don't date customers because usually they're just trying to get free drinks.
Mishka told us about this one time. He was in the process of closing the bar when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door and it was a cute young guy who asked if he could come in and hang out. Mishka obliged him and the boy said: "Well, I have some friends with me, is that ok?" Mishka said he wanted to see them first before he decided. The car door opens and out come three young boys who looked like they came straight from the frat house. When they got in the bar they asked if they could use the pool table. Mishka replied "Pool table closes at 2, so you can use it but it's not gonna be for shooting pool." They then proceeded to have what Mishka referred to as "crazy bro sex." Crazy sex without any softness or tender kissing or cuddling. Just raw unadulterated sex. Two guys bent over the pool table. Guys getting pounded on the floor and on the barstools. Good times.